Friday, March 21, 2014

When life gives you lemons...

Note to self: Blogging was never my "hunch", n i dont really think it would ever be, but heck its nice to have your own "cushion of protection" n express your own thoughts whenever it feels right. :)

Life's no simple walk in the park. Nor its a dark path leading to somthing uncertain. Its a path of choices, some leading to slippery slopes, some so smooth and beautiful you never want it to end, and of course some too painful and unbearable even to look back at that harsh journey. Choices that no one but yourself can take.

However, whatever unseemingly road you take, make sure u take your time to stop and stare. How hard life can take you sometimes, there is always a time to just smile and give life what you have to offer


When life gives you lemon....

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” 

“When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.” 

“when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food” 

“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.” 

OR are you

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! ! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” 

When life gives you lemons..............what would u do??